There’s 5 of us girls in this taxi at the moment, and the taxi driver just said to us “I suppose you’re wondering why we sent out a 4wd taxi? It’s because I wanted to hear 5 girls scream when I told them it’d be easier to dispose of their bodies tonight..” ah alright great stuff.
So shut your mouth love, before I spit this track where the sun don’t shine
Pineapple doesn’t belong on pizza
I wish Robert De Niro was still in Perth. I’d fully go stalk him right now.
My 14 year old cousin just wrote on her facebook that she wants to have a baby…
Oh man.. The things I would do for a ticket to John Butler.
I feel fucking awful. All I want to do is sleep.
Never take anyone you care about for granted. I don’t care how tacky or cliche that sounds, it’s true. You never know what’s around the corner.
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